angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler)

  • blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
  • someone: looks like urine trouble
  • tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
  • tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
  • tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
  • tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
  • tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
  • tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
  • tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

shannananan:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Source: lesbianmooncolony)